This is all Joe's fault. I cannot believe I'm actually blowing time off Runescape AND Guitar Hero 3(ONLINE!) to type some words. But I digest...
I'm Tommy. If you didn't know that, you obviously didn't type in the URL correctly and should have a metal rod rammed into your intestines.
I could be all,"My life is pain."
Or,"OMG HAX?! WTF?! WAI AM I SO EMO?! BBQ!@!!#@%#%$&"
But I'll just be straight up and say that I have it better than a lot of people in more ways than one.
Number 1: WAS DELETED.
Number 2: I only have to spend a few hours at home on a regular basis. When things get rough there are three options. Be a leader, follow or get out of the way.
I'm a RUUUNNNN TOO THE HIILLLLSSS! Kinda guy. Iron Maiden ftw.
Number 3: I have a beautiful taste in music. That may not be something I should brag about, but I do. If you think I'm wrong, I'll shank you in the eye with a spoon. For the record, I'm currently listening to*cough*Richard playing playing GaymeBoy*cough* Atreyu with their smash hit Falling Down. Listen to it. It fscking pwns.
Number 4: I played Soul Calibur 4. I believe that is self-explanatory.
And finally... Number 5: No matter how arduous things get... things seem to work their way out. But then again, I completely sacrifice my dignity, trust and happiness for those people who happen to get everything I want. If you're reading this on your own computer, or a computer you can spend longer than an hour on, you're more lucky than I. In my pursuit for that warm fuzzy feeling I used to get when I help someone, I get wrapped up in the problem and take all the stress for that person. In that labyrinth of hate I lose sight of that fuzzyness and just fix the problem at hand. I never seem to feel good in the aftermath anymore.
Pop quiz! Does Tommy like using big words?
Soooooooooo..... That's me. Love me. Hate me. Break me. I don't give a damn.
Answer!: Not particularly. He just does it to be cooler than the rest of you. And he uses an "a" in "then" when needed. And likes the Third Personification Tactic he invented.
Man! Tommy is so cool!
The Aftermath of Your Destruction. Even better song.
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Sexy.
Dude? You have a fucking terrible taste in music. Period. Srsly WTF.
Fortunately, i know his colorful (as in widespread, varietous, and or reaching) not gay) though sometimes it might be O.o)Hes probably listening to heavymetal now... but for all you know, the next song could be techno... or rock... possibly even punk. i dont know... i dont know if he knows... the reason i know this is because im about the same in that aspect. and yeah. its fun to ressurect old english wods to make you sound... "cooler" like "thus" instead of "so", "hence" instead of... hmm...presenting? around theres... adn finnaly "therefore" instead of in conlusion or the other OTHER use of the word "so" oh, for kicks, you should write ONE blog in the format of OMG!1!WTF??HAX!
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