Brown Chicken Brown Cow!

Excuse the title. I couldn't resist.

I just got back from Portland! City of wonder. And beauty. Well, when I'm in it. Beautiful came up and we spent a lot of time together. Life was good. Then she left. Then I left. But to Richard's. Where we spent a total of two days playing video games and watching X-men. The new one, mind you. Oh, and a lot of murder. Halo 3.

It feels great to come back to a new house. And all my friends. Although, really, I would rather live under someone else's bed. Cramped = Comfy. At least when I'm sleeping.

The bitchy ex has been located. She ran away for around a week. She's retarded.

I love Virginia. A lot. She bought me a BADASS Kingdom Hearts II shirt and the Abhorsen trilogy. And she's really cute when she's asleep.

That's about it. Oh, wait. This isn't a teenage blog without some sort of strife. Errr... I didn't get to see Transformers 2. OH. And I didn't have enough money for the leather bound, golden lettered, complete set of every Calvin and Hobbes ever made. Oh the orgasm when I buy that...